Isrotel Jerusalem Launches Residences

We've often dreamed about living in a hotel. We would walk into the lobby, where people would whisper "Oh, there goes so and so. He has a room here." Gasps and stares would follow, as we would make our way to the elevator. Once in our room, we would sit around in a bathrobe and maybe order room service, and mess up the whole room with the knowledge that housekeeping would be in shortly to make it pristine again. If we got bored of the room, we could head down to the hotel's amenities: maybe a gym, a pool, a library? Of course, we acknowledge that this might not be too realistic of a scenario. At some point, we'd probably need to pay the bills. But anyway, if funds aren't lacking, and this kind of vision sparks your fancy, the new Isrotel under construction in Jerusalem is offering eleven residences for a discerning buyer. Rest assured, you won't just be getting a hotel room. You'll have your very own apartment (starting at a three bedroom, 127 meters) in one of two four story buildings being constructed specifically for this purpose. Prices range from 8.7 million shekels (2.2 USD) to over 23 million (5.9 USD). Owners are welcome to take advantage of the hotel's amenities, including the restaurants, spa, lobby, fitness room, and rooftop pool. We just wonder if you can arrange for butler service, like at the Waldorf Astoria Jerusalem's residences. The whole complex is expected to open in late 2015, although we find that a little optimistic.

Stay Smart at SMARTHOTELS

It's no big secret that IsraelGuest has a certain, err, fondness/love/obsession with hotels. But if there's anything we love more than hotels, it's brand new hotel chains. Chains usually mean that more hotels will be built, and that hotels in the chain will have to keep up to certain standards to stay in (except for Leonardo Hotels, which has remarkably few requirements for franchised hotels). Chains also help strengthen independent hotels by giving them wider publicity and better poising them against competition. So anyway, we've been stalking the new Smart Hotels chain ever since we spied on their newest property, the 68- room Eyal in downtown Jerusalem. We actually scored an exclusive tour of the hotel, including the lobby, dining room, rooftop deck, and two types of guestrooms. We were really bowled over by the modern and elegant European-style design, and of course we wanted to find out more about the other properties in the chain. Here's what we've got: Smart Hotels currently has four properties and no website. In fact, the Smart Hotels name and logo is only used on the Eyal's individual site. Three of the hotels, the Montefiore, the Eyal, and the Jerusalem Inn are located in... Jerusalem. The fourth property is the fledgling Ramon Suite Hotel in Mitzpe Ramon (not to be confused with its more prominent neighbor, the Isrotel Ramon Inn). All of the properties are renovated or new and pleasant, and each is defined by its star rating. The Eyal is by far the most luxurious option, and claims to be four stars. The Montefiore and Ramon are three stars, and the Jerusalem Inn is categorized as a budget hotel. Reviews for all of the properties are very positive, and it seems that they offer great value. Interested? We found rates for two at the Eyal for $215, $189 at the Montefiore, $165 at the Ramon Suites,and $129 at the Jerusalem Inn.

Almost There...The Elma Arts Complex Luxury Hotel

Which still needs a new name. That is a mouthful. Maybe the hotel portion could go by The Elma? Too bad they've already hired a super-fancy design studio, Natie, to work on branding for the hotel. The result does look nice, with the Elma logo gracing the stationary, uniforms, website, and promotional material. More importantly for us, their website also provides us with some much-needed photos and renderings of the project (although one photo, of a meeting room, was clearly "borrowed" from a Westin somewhere- note the Westin logo in the bottom left!). But I digress. The hotel has also launched its very own website and a Facebook page, all flaunting the signature feminine stripes design courtesy of Natie Studios. We were also finally able to score a photo of the exterior of the hotel, which has given the old decrepit structure on the hilltop a new life. The circa 1972 building, designed by noted architect Yaakov Rechter, has sat desolate for many years while the project was being conceived. And it looks like, come November, at least part of the complex will be open to guests. The hotel is accepting reservations online starting January 1st. Rates start at $240 for a standard room and can climb to $780 for a two-story premium cottage. All rooms have patios or balconies with views and "original works of art." We're eagerly awaiting the public response to this bold project. In the meantime, feast your eyes on some photos.

7 Kook Boutique Hotel

It's not too often that we take the time to write about an twelve room hotel. Maybe, if it was uber-luxurious with butler service and infinity pools and located on a private island off the coast of...Israel. We'll keep dreaming. Meanwhile, a new hotel has opened in Jerusalem and we're opening the floor to our readers to figure out just what constitutes a hotel. Does a hotel require a minimum of two rooms? Do we need a front desk or other services? Not so clear. But anyway, 7 Kook Boutique Hotel is open for business and is rocking the hotel title. The hotel boasts free WiFi in all of the rooms and public areas, which is a nice touch. Until you consider that providing Wifi for a twelve room hotel probably costs the same as Wifi-ing a small house. But I digress. Of the twelve, there are studio rooms, deluxe rooms with balconies, family rooms, and suites. All have flat screen televisions and A/C and are decorated in a warm (if generic boutique) style in various shades of beige. The hotel's own restaurant has not yet opened, but will in the future. The hotel can also accommodate events for up to eighty people. 7 Kook offers several services for a fee, including airport pickup, wine tastings, beauty treatments, and restaurant reservations. Location is nice, right off of Jaffa Road in the City Center, in a quiet enough area. TripAdvisor reviews are gushing about the hotel's staff members, calling them "so kind and helpful" and praising their ability to "make everything perfect." Furthermore, guests find the rooms to be clean, large and nicely furnished. For what it offers, though, rates seem to be very high. A standard room goes for $188 this week, compared to the larger and full service Dan Boutique for $164 a night, (although the Arthur across Jaffa Road goes for $198).

RIP Maaleh Hachamisha

Here at IsraelGuest, we totally, totally love competition. Competition means new, better hotels open, and the old hotels are left scrambling to renovate, upgrade, enhance, or admit defeat and reduce rates. All good outcomes, in our books. So it's no wonder that when the luxurious five star Cramim Resort opened in April, the longtime bastion of the area (and on a hill just above Cramim), Maaleh Hachamisha, was sweating a bit. No worries, as Maaleh Hachamisha had a few tricks up its sleeve. The hotel began with a much needed updating of its public spaces and lobby, removing what we would call a sterile, old age home feel and replacing it with a comfortable and warm design, albeit beige and unexciting. The next step was opening a new wing, the Shaked ("Almond") Wing. The three-story Shaked houses a spa with indoor pool, jaccuzi, and sauna, and a coffee shop. Rooms feature luxurious amenities such as LCD televisions, air conditioning, bathrooms, views, and parquet floorings (yes, that was sarcastic). In its most drastic change to spite the competition, Maaleh Hachamisha dropped its old moniker and is now known as the Orchid Jerusalem View. Breathe easy, though, as the URL is still maaleh5.co.il. Even with all the changes, the Jerusalem View still has one thing to work on: its prices. For tonight, the hotel is asking an outrageous $291 for a room in the Shaked wing, compared to a Cramim Mountain View for $288. The choice seems simple.

Atlas Hotels

Here on IsraelGuest, we're not shy of praising our favorite hotel chain in Israel, Atlas Hotels. Atlas has a fabulous collection of boutique hotels throughout the country (even in Haifa) that never fail to impress with great design and fun atmospheres. Plus, with complimentary amenities like Wifi, happy hour with wine and snacks, and bicycles, what's not to like? And travelers agree, too. Atlas Hotels are consistently ranked as the top in their respective cities. So, when this group has not one but two new hotels opening soon (and more on the horizon), you'd bet we're interested. The first property, Yam Tel Aviv, is said to be opening this summer. Located in Old North Tel Aviv near the fashionable Tel Aviv Port, the aptly named Yam has 43 rooms sea facing rooms. The hotel's design takes cues from the sea, and the hotel is "dedicated to beach culture." In hotel-speak, we expect nautical blues, stripes, and wicker: casual, fun design. The second property, Market House, is located on the other end, in Jaffa. Adjacent to the famous clock tower, Market House is also supposed to open in summer 2014. Many of the 44 rooms in the historic three story structure feature balconies overlooking the namesake market, the Jaffa flea market. This property no doubt has design influences from the market, and rooms have an unfussy, vintage feel. Rates aren't up yet, but we'd predict around the $250 range, per night. But that includes bicycles...

Elma Arts

21c Museum Hotels, the renowned U.S. boutique chain known for their unique design which encourages guests to interact with art during their stays by having galleries and museum-quality pieces throughout their hotels are expanding their profile. Alas, a new hotel in Israel is not quite in the works. More like Nashville and Oklahoma City, for now. Luckily, the design has been adapted (read: copied) by a new hotel in Zichron Yaakov, which "is entirely dedicated to arts." This property, like so many others, aims to be "unlike any other project in Israel." Opening in late 2014, the Elma Arts Complex Luxury Hotel will have one hundred rooms and suites with sweeping views of the Mediterranean. The hotel will also have a chef restaurant, spa, indoor and outdoor pools, and "extensive banqueting and convention facilities." Drawing on its arts theme, the hotel will include an arts center with two concert halls, several art galleries, and a studio for a resident artist. It's difficult to predict how successful this venture will be. If the hotel is lovely, which it no doubt will be, guests will come for weekends and getaways to be in Zichron anyway, which is lacking in quality hotels. The art side seems like an unnecessary gimmick. But what do we know? In other news, Tel Aviv is getting yet another boutique (not that we're complaining...) Housed in two historic buildings, the Norman TLV features 50 guestrooms, including twenty suites. The buildings have been meticulously renovated and now feature, among other things, "state-of-the-art air conditioning." Hotel guests will be pampered with free WiFi, home-made turndown snacks, fresh flowers, and rainforest shower heads in the gorgeous rooms with modern retro designs. The only member of Small Luxury Hotels in Tel Aviv (and one of just two in Israel), the Norman also boasts "an impressive modern art collection", a rooftop terrace, a gym, a courtyard garden, and two gourmet restaurants. The hotel also features an infinity edged outdoor pool, a rarity amongst boutiques in Tel Aviv. Opening in September, we found rates starting at $360 a night.